Sour Chewerz
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Sour Chewerz
Unleash your freak power with Chewerz! These juicy fruit chews are packed with tangy Cruncheez and 11g of protein. Big flavor, killer texture, half the sugar.
LESS SUGAR
11G PROTEIN
ACTUALLY SOUR
NO ARTIFICIAL DYES
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Expected delivery in 3-5 business days
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WHY EAT ROTTEN?
You Love Candy But You're Trying to Eat Healthier
Feed your freak with Sour Gummy Cruncheez - crunchy, chewy, freakishly tasty, and actually sour. Big flavor, killer texture, less sugar.
You're a Candy Connoisseur
We took candy and made it even better with the help of PhD scientists and 1000s of product testers. Premium ingredients mean premium taste!
You Want More Protein
We packed 11g of protein into every serving without touching the flavor. Same crazy taste, more fuel. Rotten is the better-for-you snack that doesn't eat like one.
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